40 Funny Dog Jokes That Will Make You Howl
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After a long day of work, your feet may be barking. So rest those tired puppies, and hear some mindless jokes about, well, puppies that will make you howl.
There’s a reason man’s best friend brings us so much joy. Not only are they loyal, loving and playful — but they also have great senses of humor.
No matter what the breed or the age, certain things about dogs are universal. These funny dog jokes capture some of that playful puppy spirit in the best way. Whether you have a dog, had a dog or are thinking of getting more dogs, these jokes will be a real treat.
Wait, did somebody say TREAT?
Most Important Meal of the Day
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Pooched eggs.
The Children of the Night
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A Bloodhound.
Highest Calling
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Both have collar ID.
Ice Cream Solves Everything
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Pupcicles.
Once Upon a Time
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He knew how to paws for dramatic effect.
Bubbles and Bliss
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A shampoodle.
If You Can't Be Kind, Be Quiet
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A hush puppy.
Hocus Pokus
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A labracadabrador.
Let the Music Play
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A trom-bone.
Career Opportunities
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Because they hound their employees.
Forgetfulness Is a Form of Freedom
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In the barking lot.
Your Dog's Favorite Color
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A bulldog.
Hungry for More
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Bone appetite!
Burr...
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A chili dog.
Call the Grammar Police
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They just love buts.
Compliments to the Chef
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“Wow, that hit the spot!”
Into the Forest
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“Bark.”
Sound Barrier
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A sub-woofer.
Geography Lesson
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New Yorkie.
Tick-Tock
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A watchdog.
Will You Take This Rose?
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A collie-flower!
The Old West
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He was looking for the man who shot his paw.
Reality TV
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He presses paws.
Criss Cross
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A cockerpoodledoo!
Take Out Tonight?
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Pupperoni.
The Bees Are Buzzing
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A greyhound buzz.
A Very Academic Pooch
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Her pet-degree.
Scratch, Scratch
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“That was ruff!”
Feeling Boxed In
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A south paw!
Merriam-Webster
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Take the words out of his mouth!
Flea Market
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“Should we walk or take a dog?”
Taking a Field Trip
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It was a shih-tzu.
The Scientific Method
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They barium.
Monster Under the Bed
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Terrier-fied!
Running the Numbers
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A friend you can count on.
Just Breathe
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Aware wolf.
Connoisseur of Comedy
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Growlcho Marx.
Word-Play
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One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.
Adventure is Calling
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A golden receiver.
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