Black cats have long been associated with evil, but the only thing evil about them is how cute they are.
In celebration of void kitties, enjoy these frightfully funny black cat memes.
Most Black Cats Aren’t Evil. Keyword Being Most
If cats had thumbs, all they’d really do is open all the wet food in the house. The smoked salmon would be toast.
We’d Be Shaking in Our Boots, but He Ate Those Too
Tastes like spirits, and also feet.
What Kitten?
Ever lost a black cat in front of a TV screen? Us either.
Oh, Look, Our Spirit Animal
If people don’t like dogs pooping on their lawn, imagine how cats feel.
Don’t Forget the Guac
This somehow made us hungry. Should we be worried?
Six, Definitely
Or maybe one. We haven’t had nearly enough coffee for three.
Let It All Out
Singing along on road trips is a requirement, even if you’re a cat.
Would You Have Noticed the Difference?
Photoshopping your black cat onto a T-shirt is a whole different level of commitment.
Something’s Wrong With Your Groceries. They Have Eyes
Never thought we’d have to feed our groceries, but here we are.
The Red Carpet Needs Pest Control, Too
Sabrina the Teenage Witch would’ve been nothing without Salem.
Virtual Reality for Cats? Take My Money
Give this cat some catnip and see what happens. For science.
The Risk He Took Was Calculated, but Cats Aren’t Great at Math
Non-cat owners probably think this is abuse, but cat owners get it. Cats meow until they get what they want, even when they don’t want what they want.
We Could Listen to That Story Every Night
And this is why we adopt, not shop.
Prime Shipping Is Getting Faster Every Day
It’s like your order delivers itself. You don’t even have to place the order. It just reads your mind.
Life Imitates Art: Exhibit A
How we look every time we try to make ourselves eat more vegetables, but our family keeps bringing home takeout.
Might Be Witchcraft, Might Just Be a Case of ‘If I Fits, I Sits’
Doesn’t count as witchcraft unless levitation occurs. More observation required.
Remember When We Said We Found Our Spirit Animal? We Spoke Too Soon.
That’s not lazy. That’s brilliant.
Thathtes Like Withes
No plants are safe from cats besides cacti and dandelions. Even those, they have to test out once.
Seems a Lot Less Zen and a Lot More Murderous, TBH
The Buddha is much tenser than we remember.
How Much Do You Think a Salon Would Charge for a Dye Job Like This?
Seriously, the ashy ombre with shadow roots is tough to pull off, and this cat did it by accident.
Cats Are Cheaper Than Therapy
Sure, you don’t have to feed your therapist, but is your therapist this cute? If you said yes, maybe stick with therapy.
That’s the Smallest Buffalo We’ve Ever Seen
What a rare and majestic species, caught in its natural habitat no less.
Cats Have Been Social Distancing Since Before It Was Cool
Black cats aren’t mean. They’re just introverts who know how to set boundaries.
Black Cats Have a Superiority Complex
Who made a meme using two identical photos? We just see a ferocious predator.
Indecision: The Chaotic Version
You did behave, cat. You behaved badly, but you still behaved.
Just Bite Them
See that pen on the edge of the table? Knock it on the floor. Just do it.
The Wholesome Cat Content the Internet Needed
How anyone can think black cats are bad luck is beyond our comprehension.
Gaze Into the Abyss
What mouse? There’s no mouse here. Only darkness. Darkness obviously can’t attack house plants, either. No idea who did that.
Cats: Humbling Humans Since the Dawn of Time
The best part about cats is that they act like they belong everywhere, and we just let them.
Just Wait Until He Levels Up
Panther mode: Activated.
How Did Cats Ever Survive in the Wild?
There’s a reason they say cats have nine lives. They fear nothing.
Dogs Wouldn’t Be Much Better
Dogs would try harder, but they’d try to conduct the rescue efforts themselves and get distracted by a squirrel on the way.
What Black Cat?
No black cats here. Only angry furniture.
All of Us Trying to Figure Out How to Socialize After Lockdown
Anyone else ramble uncontrollably to every single cashier, just because they’re the only human face you’ve seen in months that you’re not related to? No? Just us?
Whiskers. Get It?
Longest whiskers we’ve ever seen. Must be a black cat thing.
A Cat’s Duty Is to Seek Revenge on Your Behalf
See? This kitty isn’t evil. She’s just proving she can take down your enemies.
Funny, I Don’t Remember Birds Having Paws
Must have missed this chapter in ornithology class.
Black Cats Are Basically Heroes
Using the toilet might not seem like a risky activity, but what if you fall in? This cat is doing his part to help his owner keep their balance. Noble, really.
That Awkward Moment When You Have to Make an Appointment for Evil
Look, there’s a limited supply. There’s only enough mischief for villainous activities once per month. Use it sparingly.
This Seems Obvious, but OK
If you would do anything else, get off our website. We don’t want you here. Only other acceptable reaction: Adopt it. In that case, you may stay.
Didn’t Think I Was a Car Person But…
Both models are purrfection. I need both.
For the Cat Owners With Houseplants
You’re doing it wrong. The only plant that will survive is one that bites back.
It’s Ridiculous That Anyone Thought Black Cats Were Bad Omens
But ninjas? That seems obvious. They even have built-in nunchucks, only sharper.
This One Does Have a Bit of a Spooky Vibe
We’re certain he’s only dangerous if you’re two inches long and have a tail, though.
Most Black Cats Are Massive Babies
Look at this fur child. Does that look ominous to you? That is a fluffy void chicken if ever we’ve seen one.
Oh, Good! You’re Home!
OK, Cheshire cat. This remote control attendant is a little too enthusiastic for our taste. Calm down.
What a Fine Gentleman
The vet better throw in some wet food for his troubles.
Oh, He Will
Before you adopt a cat, consider your aesthetic. If you wear all black, get a black cat. Otherwise, your white clothes will never be white.
Don’t Do Drugs, Kids
Unless you’re a cat. In that case, go right ahead. We want to watch.
Before You Go, Take This
Living proof that black cats are nothing but adorable, snuggly fur babies deserving of all the love in the world.
