Cats Are Liquid, and These Pictures Prove It

What form of matter are cats? Cats are liquid, and any further argument is invalid. Just look at these funny cats, and you'll see why.

Cats Are Liquid, and These Picture Prove It

Dogs are dog-shaped. They're obviously a solid form of matter, but cats?

Cats fit the shape of any container they choose: boxes, bowls, vases, you name it. Cats are liquid, case closed, and these funny, physics-defying felines are all the evidence we need.

Yes, 9-1-1? I Think My Cat Broke Gravity

Cat sleeping upside down hanging off couch

We can feel the blood rushing to our heads just looking at this. How can this possibly be comfortable?

This adorable Bengal kitty doesn't seem to be bothered in the slightest. He hasn't a clue that he's about three seconds away from a rude awakening.

Tried to Pour Milk for My Cereal. Not Sure Why It’s So Fluffy.

Is milk supposed to eat your cornflakes?

This seems like a weirdly aggressive bowl of cereal.

If I Fits, I Sits

If I don't fits, I will sits anyway.

Seriously though, why would someone make a cat-shaped vessel if they didn't want a cat to sit in it?

Cats Do Not Know How to Stay on Their Own Side of the Bed

Two kittens sleeping in a funny position

Actually, this is an upgrade. At least this kitty is on a blanket intended for her.

Most cats take over human beds and insist on laying horizontally to take up as much space as possible.

When You Nap So Hard, Your Mom Turns You Into Art

This liquid cat should be in the MET. It's a statement on the exhausting effects of overpopulation.

Poignant. Avant-garde. Purring. Don't forget to feed the art.

Frog Pose Is a Great Hip Opener

No cat belongs in a beginner yoga class.

They already have the flexibility of a contortionist.

Imagine Being So Sleepy, You Pass Out With Your Legs Halfway off the Bed

If cats were college kids at the end of a frat party, they would look exactly like this.

No underage catnip use here, officer.

And These Beams Make a Purrfect Massage Table

Never thought becoming a massage therapist would require a ladder.

That Awkward Moment Your Iced Latte Starts Purring

There seems to be some fur in my drink.

No need to make a new one, though.This one's purrfect.

Oh Look, a Bowl of Voldemort

Why does he who must not be named look so sleepy?

Maybe he got into the catnip again.

Sorry, Boss. Can’t Take Your Call. My Headphones Are Occupied

By the looks of it, Zoom meetings are off-limits for the next several hours.

Someone Took the Term 'Floppy Disk' Too Literally

Your hard drive appears to be full of love.

It's so unfair that cats can knock out cold in the weirdest positions, while we wake up with a stiff neck from a pillow being slightly too firm.

What a Mess. Fur Spilled All Over the Floor

Clean up on Aisle 4.

Instead of a mop, bring wet food.

The Circle of Life

These liquid cats sure no how to make a statement.

Don’t Go Alone. Take This Breathing Stress Ball With You.

A live stress ball can't be squeezed like a rubber one, but it does come with responsive purring action that's surprisingly soothing.

It also interrupts intrusive thoughts with realistic biting action.

Loaf Mode: Engaged

Cats are like living Squishmallows, only better. They're plush, moldable, washable (sort of), and they sleep in positions that you never expected.

Admittedly, Squishmallow cats don't run around the house at 3 a.m., and they're much cheaper to feed.

Time for a Car Wash

Some water bottles don't fit in car cupholders, but kittens do?

If that doesn't prove that cats are essentially hot beverages with claws, we're not sure what does.

Liquid Cats Take the Form of Whatever Container They’re Poured Into

Admittedly, if there were Uggs the size of sleeping bags, we would be in them right now.

See?

Weirdest looking banana bread we've ever seen.

It has the right shape, but the flavor leaves something to be desired.

It’s Not Really Our Fault We Keep Skipping Breakfast

Really, we meant to eat this morning.

We gave up after our Cheerios kept biting us.

Cats Are Basically Snakes With Fur

Black cat stretched out in weird positions

We're not convinced that cats and snakes are two different species.

Scientists claim cats do, in fact, have legs, but they seem to function with all the mobility of four extra tails.

For Easy Cat Storage, a Cheap Set of Plastic Drawers Works Like a Dream

This is an amazing life hack, as long as you don't mind your drawers meowing to go out, and then immediately meowing to go back in, all day long.

How Are These Two Cats the Same Species?

They're not. These cats are not the same animal.

The veterinary profession has lied to us.

Like, This One? Obviously Felis Catus Liquidus

A cat looking down through a glass table

Whatcha doing?

Just loafing around.

And This One Is Just a Pancake

What shape cat would you like today?

This one conveniently ships flat to save on postage.

Imagine Liquid Cats Without Fur

View of a cat sleeping on a glass table from below

Scratch that. This photo would not be safe for work if this liquid cat were hairless.

It's a good thing cats can't be fined for indecent exposure because hairless cats are basically naked.

Botany Class Failed to Mention This Fruit Tree Variety

Must be a new hybrid variety crossing an avocado with a pom pom.

This Cannot Be Real

We thought this kitty was photoshopped, but no. He just went to the groomer, so his midsection is slimmer than his head and tail.

Under all that fur, cats are weirdly long.

For Some Reason, This Potted Plant Isn’t Draining Correctly

Call the gardener before the water spills over the side and makes a mess.

So Comfy

Chiropractors: Use a supportive pillow to maintain proper spinal alignment during sleep.

Cats: No.

Have You Talked With Your Cat About the Dangers of Catnip?

Yes, Martha? Come get your cat.

He's been passed out in my herb garden for two days again.

Furry Dishtowels Aren’t Nearly as Efficient as Microfiber

Liquid cat draped over the side of the kitchen sink

Especially when your dishtowel keeps pushing the dishes onto the kitchen floor.

Time to ask for a refund.

Weirdest Looking Catfish We’ve Ever Caught

Do we pour water on it? Give it a heat lamp and feed it crickets?

We're so confused.

It’s a No Bones Day, for Sure

There's no question. It's always a no bones day when you have a liquid cat.

Science was, once again, incorrect: Cats are invertebrates.

A Rare Sighting of the Majestic Banana Tree Panther

What a beauty. This endangered liquid cat is rarely spotted in the wild. They usually live in captivity, as they've become dependent on humans for survival.

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