15 Teddy Bear Hamsters You Shouldn’t Show Your Kids
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Of all the critters you can keep as a pet, hamsters are the first that come to mind for kids. Teddy bear hamsters are small, easy to care for and painfully cute.
They're like regular hamsters, only fluffier. In other words, they're perfect. Just look at these round, fluffy faces, and tell us we're wrong.
If You Didn’t Want a Teddy Bear Hamster, What About Now?
Imagine "The Nutcracker" ballet starring hamsters — all of them wearing tutus. All of them with snacks.
Why aren't we funding this?
Or Now?
Be right back.
We've decided to join the circus with this acrobatic hamster.
Teddy Bear Hamsters Are Like Marshmallows With Fur
Is it weird that we want to eat it?
Or Maybe They’re Pompoms With Legs
If your dream pet is a fluffy sphere, we have good news.
Either Way, They’re More Photogenic Than We Could Ever Be
The flowers really bring out their pink belly.
(And look at that smile!)
Teddy Bear Hamsters Always Have Their Priorities in Order
Snacks are life.
They’re Basically Personal Trainers, Too
It's called carbo loading. Look it up.
Teddy Bear Hamsters Live by the Motto 'Work Smarter, Not Harder'
He even picked a ride with matching fur.
What a baller.
Need to Cheer Someone Up? Pull One of These Bad Boys Out of Your Pocket
Don't go alone. Take this.
Teddy Bear Hamsters Are Like the Cuter Version of Ratatouille
Call us biased, but we'd rather eat at a hamster restaurant than a rat restaurant.
Who would call the health department on this guy? No one.
Even Sleeping, They’re Cute to the Extreme
The worst part about teddy bear hamsters is that they only live for a couple of years.
We're not sure we could handle the heartbreak.
Plus, They Throw Next-Level Birthday Parties
Hamsters are the ideal party planners for anyone over 30.
Snacks, naps and everyone leaves after an hour. Perfect.
Excuse Us. Why Weren’t We Invited?
The texture of that cake leaves something to be desired, but the company? Premium.
When You’re a Teddy Bear Hamster, Eating and Napping Simultaneously Is Totally Acceptable
But when we do it, we're weird? Not loving the double standards here.
Sigh. Guess It’s Time for a Trip to PetSmart
We'll take 12.
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