Every dog is worthy of love. Big ones, small ones, smelly ones, you name it. If we’re being honest, though, some are cuter than others.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so we’ll let you be the judge. Are these ugly dogs as weird looking as we think, or are we missing something? We didn’t know teeth could go in so many directions at one time.
Some People Claim All Dogs Are Cute
Some people are obviously wrong;
Do They Need Glasses?
No hate, but these dogs are not winning any beauty contests.
Is This Even a Dog?
It looks like grandma accidentally stuck her knitting needle into an outlet. Cute, but vaguely concerning.
This One Definitely Isn’t
We didn’t realize ewoks were available at pet stores these days.
Seriously, Who’s Trying to Pass a Photo of an Old Guy as a Cute Dog?
OK, he’s not exactly ugly, but his smushed face isn’t the picture of grace either.
And Now We Found Grandma
She looks very concerned. It’s OK, Grandma. We’ll pick up some more denture cream on the way home.
We’re Not Sure This Counts as a Cute Dog, but at Least It’s Clear It’s a Canine
We’d still consider it kind of an ugly dog, but in a very endearing way.
This One Looks Like It’s About to Complain About Inflation While Ordering Avocado Toast
It’s the beard and the crop top. Just add a beanie and the overgrown millennial hipster look is complete.
And You Know What They Say
If the shoe fits, wear it.
This One Looks Like He’s About to Light a Cigar
I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse. No one can resist a lifetime supply of tennis balls.
This Dog Isn’t Ugly at All. Just a Little Confused
Some might consider this guy an ugly dog, but he’s obviously a fine specimen of a good boy. His eyes are just directionally adventurous, that’s all.
Should We Come Back Later?
It feels like we’re intruding.
Never Mind. That’s How This Ugly Dog Always Looks
We can’t help wondering what other dogs think of hairless ones. Do they seem naked to them too?
Barbara, Is That You?
Stop pulling my leg, Barb. You know I can’t see close up without my readers, and my allergies are acting up again.
It’s Called the Windswept Look
We found this in the lint trap and thought you might want it back.
It Doesn’t Matter How Ugly You Are, as Long as You’re Happy to Be Here
Lucky for this dog, joy is attractive. Because his face … not so much.
Last but Not Least, the Ugliest Dog We’ve Ever Seen
Insert uncomfortable silence here. All right, who put a bridge troll up for adoption again? Come on, guys. It’s not funny anymore. The last one gave the mailman rabies and a lifetime of therapy appointments.