Halloween is the most fun when everyone participates. To make up for all the sticks in the mud who dress up as “themselves,” some folks go the extra mile and dress up their pets too. It’s not just dogs and cats who know how to party.
These exotic pets in costume could run their own contest. Who would you vote for?
Bee Yourself
Except on Halloween. In that case, be a slightly oversized bee.
You’re a Slithard, Harry
The tiny sorting hat is cute, but we all know which Harry Potter house this sneak would be in.
Weirdest Spider Web We’ve Ever Seen
Imagine walking into a web, but the web is a tortoise taking a walk.
The Odds of Being Killed by a Duck Are Low, but Never Zero
Put the bread crumbs in the bag and nobody gets hurt.
Super Mario and Princess Peach Are Rounder Than We Remember
Those controllers look like a premium chew toy, but we’d challenge this pair to a round of Mario Kart anyway.
When You’re a Bearded Dragon, but Also the Taco the Town
Who wouldn’t be talking about this handsome gentleman? Just make sure no hawks are invited to the party because he looks even more like a snack than usual.
Speaking of Snacks…
Adding hamsters in sushi costumes to a revolving sushi bar is a terrible idea. Do it. We’d leave full of sushi with 45 hamsters like the mature adults we are.
Not the Hero We Asked for, but the Hero We Need
Oh nooo, some one save me! I’m at the pet store and I need someone to eat these treats, run around the house like a caffeine-infused squirrel and then pass out in front of tv for cuddles. It’s an emergency.
This Costume Is Dangerously Good
It’s so spot on that someone without their glasses on might try to take a nibble. We’re not sure who would be more horrified: The snacker, or the s’more?
A Taco Costume Would Have Been a Better Choice
Avocados are great and all, but birds were meant to be tacos. They already talk so much.
Pet Rats Are Nothing to Be Afraid of, Except for This One
He still won’t hurt you, of course! He just might kill you with cuteness.
Would You Rather Adopt the Bat or the Pumpkin?
Chinchilla bat or bunny jack-o-lantern? Tough call. Is adopting both an option?
Handmade Exotic Pet Costumes Are Even Better
Just a few pieces of felt and this little guy is ready for trick-or-treating. He even has built in fangs.
There’s a New Sheriff in Town
He’s in charge with managing the cities most conniving pests. Crickets, mostly.
Dumbledore, Get Over Here
Give Gryffindor 1,000,000 points immediately. Are you even seeing this?!
If Anyone Thinks Painting a Pig’s Nails Is Unethical, They Are Wrong
Dressing them up as bacon and making the chicken go as a side of eggs, on the other hand, should be illegal.
This Little Guy Can Carry His Treats All By Himself
Candy corn is his favorite, minus the candy.
The Most Accurate Stitch Costume Ever
Maybe Stitch was a pot bellied pig to begin with.
Causes chaos? Check.
Eats walls? Check.
Likes Elvis? Probably.
Full of love? Check.
Look Out for the Inmate With the Ears
He can hit a target with a loogie from 30 yards away. His crime? Frolicking through traffic and spitting on pedestrians who got in his way.
If This Is What Vampires Look Like, We’re Doomed
If they knocked on the door, we’d let them in without hesitation. Only question: If we get transformed into vampires, do we turn into human ones or chinchilla ones? Because we’d be cool with option number two.
Bird Vampires, However, We’re Still Suspicious of
This fellow looks like he can pick a lock and turn your dog against you. Terrifying.
This Officer Shows Criminals Who’s Boss in the Cutest Way Possible
Either that or he’s demanding a treat. Someone please make a ferret-friendly chocolate bar by October 31st.
If You’re Not Sure If You Can Pull Off a Costume, Let These Ferrets Inspire You
You can pull off any costume if you have enough attitude — and they have enough to go around. Borrow some.
How To Dress Up as a Dragon 101
Step 1: Grow real wings.
Step 2: Glare.
That’s it. That’s the whole course.
That Awkward Moment a Chinchilla Makes a Cuter Witch Than You
This is what we thought we looked like. Then, we accidentally opened the front camera.
Screams in Adorable
We don’t need more pets. We don’t need more pets. Someone take away our wallets before we come back with a bird.
Screaming Intensifies
That’s all we needed to get in the spooky spirit. If you’re still not feelin’ it, head to your GP. Your spook receptors are malfunctioning.