The holidays and dogs don’t mix, but your dog would very much disagree. There’s more people food on Thanksgiving, Christmas or Hanukkah than on any other days of the year. Is it so wrong for them to assume that the roasted turkey on the counter was set out especially for them?
These funny dogs weren’t trying to wreak havoc on the holidays, but a few of them came pretty close. They’re lucky they’re cute.
They’ll Find the Butter
The butter will definitely be found. The question is when and where.
This funny dog looks so pleased with himself, too.
Peer Pressure Doesn’t End After High School
It continues; only the bullies are much cuter.
We’d Say He Knows What He Did, but He Definitely Does Not
Look at this good pupper. (Yes, we know they’re an older pupper, but they’re still a pupper at heart.)
Some of these funny dogs know they’re pulling a fast one, but this one hasn’t the faintest idea that he almost burnt the house down.
And These Funny Dogs Are Hoping They Can Figure Out Telekinesis
They tried making stilts first.
That failed, so they’re attempting mind control instead.
#NoRegrets
Don’t judge this pooch too harshly. She was just making sure it was still good. Safety precaution.
The preliminary results indicated it’s probably safe, but she’s going to conduct further tests just to be sure.
At Least This Funny Dog Saved Some for Everyone Else
How can you say your dog is family if they’re not invited to partake in the family feast?
He thought it was a potluck. He even brought a stick to share.
Close Enough
It was an honest mistake.
Anyone could have done it, as long as they have room for 1,500 calories of pumpkiny goodness.
You Know What They Say
Like mother, like pupper.
Next year, save some money, and just buy the crust on its own.
Happy Thanksgiving! That’ll Be $450.
This year, be thankful that you saw this now and can take precautions to avoid an expensive vet visit.
Think She Fell for It?
You know this funny dog planned the whole thing.
She was eyeing the mashed taters all night.
Nothing Says Thanksgiving Like Salmonella
How does she feel fine?!
Our dog once ate a mouse and had to eat brown rice and canned pumpkin for a week to recuperate.
Don’t Be Mad! Scotty Was Just Decorating
Before you look down on this poor dog, look at his face. He’s already suffering the equivalent of a bad hangover.
Let him sleep it off and hope he learns from his mistakes. (He won’t.)
Live, Laugh, Lick the Plates
Pics, or it didn’t happen. Just kidding. We believe you.
We just really want to see that scene in action because it sounds hilarious.
Give Me the Cranberry Sauce, or Say Sayonara to Your Credit Cards
LuLu, you worry us. Stealing food is a funny dog move. Destroying a wallet is calculated. It’s vengeance.
Sleep with one eye open because LuLu isn’t playing.
See That Look in This Dog’s Eyes?
It’s desperation.
This creature needs turkey, and if she doesn’t get it, there’s no telling what will happen.
Some Funny Dogs Have an Extra Funny Definition of ‘Helping’
Some dogs help herd sheep. Others herd the Thanksgiving ham directly into their faces.
All jobs are important.
She Knows What She Did
Don’t shame this poor fur child. It’s Thanksgiving.
Show some gratitude for her hard work as an underpaid taste tester.
Sorry, Not Sorry
OK, this dog didn’t ruin Thanksgiving at all.
She reminded everyone that the holiday is about gratitude, not stuffing.
Rocky Doesn’t Look Remorseful in the Slightest
You only live once.
Steal the turkey.
How Much?!
At this point, this pup is roughly 10 percent stuffing.
Might as Well Just Make the Dog His Own Pie
If bacon pie isn’t a thing yet, it should be.
This Is What You Get for Working Out on Turkey Day
Our worst nightmare is marrying into a family that runs 5Ks on Thanksgiving.
This dog gets it.
Mom Said Not to Eat Off the Table
She said nothing about going through the trash.
Who Needs Ovens When You Have Dogs
They’ll save you the trouble of cooking Thanksgiving dinner by eating it beforehand.
You’re welcome.
Honestly, We’re Impressed
How? Without a single burn?!
The dog ruined Thanksgiving, but he’ll make up for it by winning “America’s Got Talent.”
This Dog Didn’t Ruin Thanksgiving at All
She was very considerate.
She stole the marshmallows, but she returned them.
Not the Yams!
At least if he had to pick something to devour, it was something that won’t send him to the vet.
That’s One Way to Make an Impression on the In-Laws
We hope they’re dog people.
Someone Had to Check to Make Sure It Was Still Good
Way to take one for the team, pupper.
In case you don’t speak Italian, cacarella means diarrhea.
Before Thanksgiving Dinner, Talk to Your Family About Boundaries
This one seems obvious, but apparently not.
When You Say You Want a Guard Dog
But you don’t tell the dog what they’re supposed to guard against.
If the scarecrows break in, though, you’re covered.
Trust Me, Ma’am, I’ll Guard This Turkey With My Life
Better store it internally, just to be on the safe side.
He Looks So Proud of Himself
Whoever designs emojis should use this dog as a model for a “pleased with myself” smiley.
This Isn’t Even Fair
She didn’t eat the whole pumpkin pie.
She left some of the crust, just for you.
If You’d Just Have Shared Your Pumpkin Pie, This Would Never Have Happened
Who’s really to blame, here? If you’ve ever tasted raw pumpkin, you know how hungry this dog must have been to gobble up this much of a solid, raw squash. Just cut him a slice next time, OK?
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