Hilarious Dog and Cat Collar Tags
![Dog loves mom](https://thumbor.bigedition.com/dog-loves-mom/isBsnU3k6xOjDJVJfUQUp2pbUzU=/800x0/filters:quality(80)/granite-web-prod/2d/65/2d65990812444ecebbc290ceae01bf86.jpeg)
We use pet collars to identify our dogs, cats and other pets so people can return them in case our furry family members wander off. But they can also be used to give our pets a bit more personality and make other people laugh.
These funny pet tags do just that. Whether it's a dog tag or a cat tag, these pet collar tags are hilarious. And the animals are cute, too.
But If You Water Him, Will He Grow New Puppers?
![Gremlins dog](https://thumbor.bigedition.com/gremlins-dog/mQ3DYQpvZ3fp9pijr8T_8jZtM68=/598x0/filters:quality(80)/granite-web-prod/a5/24/a524a1158f6d4cb69ce4b1c4d6c11655.jpeg)
Oh, Great, Here's Tucker Again
![Tucker the dog](https://thumbor.bigedition.com/tucker-the-dog/A6WjPwbjicpJVWY_SHSTs9Tb5X0=/800x0/filters:quality(80)/granite-web-prod/7a/48/7a4874fe934f46f1b3c80600fe10bdbb.jpeg)
Shoot Your Shot, Marc's Owner
![Marc's the player](https://thumbor.bigedition.com/marcs-the-player/4YYTDUsjqmE7a-PNVlSc-M6zdCo=/645x0/filters:quality(80)/granite-web-prod/af/ad/afad360a0f2e48fe97c27005a91bf454.jpeg)
Do You Want a War, Or Do You Just Want to Give Me the Chihuahua Back?
![John Wick dog](https://thumbor.bigedition.com/john-wick-dog/l2h5hazzulUq2UoC-Ms8xiOSIFo=/600x0/filters:quality(80)/granite-web-prod/59/ed/59ed93b4c0644409a640da1d5abadf77.jpeg)
What Happens When He's Actually Lost?
![Not lost dog tag](https://thumbor.bigedition.com/not-lost-dog-tag/JGY0s6ESjw4o63-WPegaqJLrPgs=/800x0/filters:quality(80)/granite-web-prod/93/62/93620c2624be4b408a984a2aca2d3b87.jpeg)
Her Name Is Cheez-It
![Cheez-It the dog](https://thumbor.bigedition.com/cheez-it-the-dog/E2KuuITJIVt5tViIy2hyWHvsn1A=/576x0/filters:quality(80)/granite-web-prod/53/49/5349b9759cad472c9df9af2398b1462f.jpeg)
This Dog Hangs Outside of a Little Caesar's So Often The Owner Made a Dog Tag That Reads 'Don't Give Me Pizza. Thanks.'
![Hilarious dog tag](https://thumbor.bigedition.com/hilarious-dog-tag/JJBOvaJe5TQGkvrVmtttUitY2m8=/768x0/filters:quality(80)/granite-web-prod/11/f2/11f2a3b8f54d47e68950f66258d2d533.jpeg)
This Cat Is Anti-Social
![Anti-social cat](https://thumbor.bigedition.com/anti-social-cat/DDjjpvvSZdrcUG5PkOtXFMJt-34=/600x0/filters:quality(80)/granite-web-prod/7b/18/7b182c106e3b490ca24f7313babc3bb7.jpeg)
Hold Up....
![Adventure cat](https://thumbor.bigedition.com/adventure-cat/DjI7HyLCZ2twyvxAQQvhehlBXUY=/768x0/filters:quality(80)/granite-web-prod/9c/fd/9cfd4e0526e8421fa5a0898b8d257341.jpeg)
Where Do You Think You're Goin', Baby?
![Carly Rae Jepsen dog tag](https://thumbor.bigedition.com/carly-rae-jepsen-dog-tag/rahKF5RcMm5jDvjukgvss0XNlqk=/691x0/filters:quality(80)/granite-web-prod/bb/6f/bb6fe972add442149b20405a89e719d3.jpeg)
Rumpole Lets You Know Who You're Dealing With Up Front
![Funny bad cat](https://thumbor.bigedition.com/funny-bad-cat/zZvNTKk2RkC5GEitI-XwNlGymMQ=/800x0/filters:quality(80)/granite-web-prod/2d/71/2d71e71c85444ac2913078a6e84b090d.jpeg)
Follow the Treats From the Bed to the Flo'
![Ludacris 'What's Your Fantasy' lyrics](https://thumbor.bigedition.com/ludacris-whats-your-fantasy-lyrics/q-vBTvTRLuFJUSCFOiBP0zaY3qY=/487x0/filters:quality(80)/granite-web-prod/f9/47/f9473fe8aa954ca6b8b3551173f9cf11.jpeg)
'I Met a Traveler From an Antique Land. ... He Left Me a Horrible Present.'
![Percy Bysshe Shelley's Ozymandias](https://thumbor.bigedition.com/percy-bysshe-shelleys-ozymandias/zl1WV0OVMhhJShC_HlH5xTTRnNc=/640x0/filters:quality(80)/granite-web-prod/f2/13/f2136ac6e5704913868a6c804b3db1ac.jpeg)
When You Turn Your BMW Logo Into Your Own Special Dog Tribute
![BMW dog](https://thumbor.bigedition.com/bmw-dog/864mDLN16Q9Bi-fWatzEhY99HYI=/450x0/filters:quality(80)/granite-web-prod/77/37/7737fc3761ff44f4850b527109e62ca7.jpeg)
Tell Me The Truth, Guys
![Tell the truth tag](https://thumbor.bigedition.com/tell-the-truth-tag/OXbtHXxrQ036mUYH1z_mxTEPftw=/600x0/filters:quality(80)/granite-web-prod/81/a3/81a3e2f18eb34af09dc880fbc2ab0dfc.jpeg)
He's on the Prowl Again
![Funny beagle](https://thumbor.bigedition.com/funny-beagle/MSTAic_F1G0L9DuG7Ysau1D9cAc=/576x0/filters:quality(80)/granite-web-prod/ef/06/ef061a006ecb4173bf4b2676c18e381f.jpeg)
His Name Is Billy Murray, If You Couldn't Tell
![Billy Murray dog](https://thumbor.bigedition.com/billy-murray-dog/z4uvsmyigiIcPvUWJ5ckp49JxIM=/431x0/filters:quality(80)/granite-web-prod/ea/bb/eabb505543c846f2a6071df03be4f185.jpeg)
This Cat Has Some Serious Moves
![Breakdancing cat](https://thumbor.bigedition.com/breakdancing-cat/H3-B7INC_xNPtX7C9gJDfTIPMzg=/800x0/filters:quality(80)/granite-web-prod/83/4f/834f84c33805469a97be69b4868a74e1.jpeg)
In Case You Were Wondering
![Cat has care instructions](https://thumbor.bigedition.com/cat-has-care-instructions/s7RKlCr3mhO-NzKKkG1qiJY09Rs=/600x0/filters:quality(80)/granite-web-prod/7c/b8/7cb877f1a38e4d3a92ff38a5a3895081.jpeg)
Don't Rescue This Guy!
![Cat has suspicions](https://thumbor.bigedition.com/cat-has-suspicions/cRHVq0vsLV1gJvXcBrVuf3Fr6wg=/573x0/filters:quality(80)/granite-web-prod/89/93/8993beb2a1214c41a262f58c46329a11.jpeg)
If You Get Scratched, You Were Warned
![Cantankerous cat](https://thumbor.bigedition.com/cantankerous-cat/Jz5iv2dd-2ax8JCqr7ujraZGsZw=/800x0/filters:quality(80)/granite-web-prod/02/9c/029ce7643ef547aea405be277e783fbc.jpeg)
Please Someone Think of My Dad!
![Call the cat's dad](https://thumbor.bigedition.com/call-the-cats-dad/RvtuudbGKUWhCmaSSEfETdB6IQ0=/772x0/filters:quality(80)/granite-web-prod/b3/87/b387382922d14f84a1317f588da39810.jpeg)
Waffles Got a Matching Tag
![Waffles the dog](https://thumbor.bigedition.com/waffles-the-dog/8VLpuohV_sD_lnrnbBCHQbi6rZk=/800x0/filters:quality(80)/granite-web-prod/05/42/054240e5634a414da8356ac1cce73457.jpeg)
He's Got the Stories to Back It Up
![Dogs love him](https://thumbor.bigedition.com/dogs-love-him/RoK8yFWWzAsIHvVgZNna9mbvuzY=/800x0/filters:quality(80)/granite-web-prod/35/0b/350be6358b7c4012ae5f66a7918996a9.jpeg)
This Dog Tag Is a Mini License
![Dog license](https://thumbor.bigedition.com/dog-license/tTQYsz4UVKDzEeUyBikPcrKFfWE=/600x0/filters:quality(80)/granite-web-prod/c7/79/c779bd5775594e8b9250ec2055d4d655.jpeg)
Beam Me Up, Scooty! (His Name Is Riker, Too)
![Star Trek dog](https://thumbor.bigedition.com/star-trek-dog/EXfM-hdLTozOEvAQoWHsQIx4cWY=/600x0/filters:quality(80)/granite-web-prod/ec/8b/ec8b41fc4b36481086b1576b3f343e9d.jpeg)
I Don't Know How I Got Here, Help!
![Cute lost dog tag](https://thumbor.bigedition.com/cute-lost-dog-tag/0BHwLue2EMBUS_HwM2bRuQHy7cM=/799x0/filters:quality(80)/granite-web-prod/7e/59/7e590c0cec3c46cb9bb3f36da42b4ce0.jpeg)
What to Do When Your Dog Eats Dog Tags
![Dog label](https://thumbor.bigedition.com/dog-label/DhV6LeY9tIiDChMWCjPalwqY51s=/432x0/filters:quality(80)/granite-web-prod/5b/02/5b027fd51f9f45ce8adcdd54c5ecd93a.jpeg)
Finally, There's a Good Reason to Worship the Devil
![Satanic dog](https://thumbor.bigedition.com/satanic-dog/k1RRhWcQYVNPdfS10rgCtgBVYkg=/768x0/filters:quality(80)/granite-web-prod/3d/7e/3d7e80bef1d24dba93fb6f899f3b6680.jpeg)
The Warning Came Too Late
![Dog licking the camera](https://thumbor.bigedition.com/dog-licking-the-camera/RB-4fQCS9ebqtKRNeDmfQQoBqcY=/456x0/filters:quality(80)/granite-web-prod/52/79/5279a38837734c0fb619049cf7d66883.jpeg)
This Deaf Doggo Lets You Know He Can't Hear
![Deaf dog](https://thumbor.bigedition.com/deaf-dog/deu9pboljk5xMvDWrhTYlVkVo4w=/800x0/filters:quality(80)/granite-web-prod/09/eb/09ebfd388309469cbece535474fe09fd.jpeg)
Hello, Is This the Puppy Convention?
![Cute pitbull puppy](https://thumbor.bigedition.com/cute-pitbull-puppy/q-LK-JEIJj0f7r5mXQn8LmkxmkY=/576x0/filters:quality(80)/granite-web-prod/5e/02/5e023af0a9ad4af1b3c6926ee44e70c2.jpeg)
The Goodest Boy!
![Golden retriever puppy](https://thumbor.bigedition.com/golden-retriever-puppy/4pCLUF6-q0BHOx1uU0_cwM5v-Fg=/590x0/filters:quality(80)/granite-web-prod/06/01/0601de0d036f44fdb7d487b93ffe1f76.jpeg)
Fionnula Has Attitude
![Dog with attitude](https://thumbor.bigedition.com/dog-with-attitude/LoCt1nR2SV27Q-T7sTopuUbgyKQ=/800x0/filters:quality(80)/granite-web-prod/d0/dd/d0dd43f56ed1484cb332ab341c8f08c4.jpeg)
It's Like This Dog Tag Is Transcribing Lost Dog Thoughts
![Dog thoughts](https://thumbor.bigedition.com/dog-thoughts/HUWux1f1Zy90lbJJdm47KoLrem8=/800x0/filters:quality(80)/granite-web-prod/95/54/9554cbeee85e4b40bd743b20701f10b5.jpeg)
JoJo Is a Dog, Mack Is a Cat
![Destroyer vs. protector](https://thumbor.bigedition.com/destroyer-vs-protector/_QUQPNRAYltkuy2chl0lN-ETTX4=/800x0/filters:quality(80)/granite-web-prod/c5/02/c502d675d5444438a867d26b5eb704dd.jpeg)
When Your Love of Dogs Is Met Only By Your Love of Beer
![Bottle opener on dog collar](https://thumbor.bigedition.com/bottle-opener-on-dog-collar/IMqIkZpqYWjduE-icbKCalhH0lg=/800x0/filters:quality(80)/granite-web-prod/61/a1/61a1a83e4d384d68aa585275d8e0158c.jpeg)
He's Derpy, But His Priorities Are Straight
![Derpy dog](https://thumbor.bigedition.com/derpy-dog/DfKO7iMx6fnzklEUWGErB2X-ID4=/800x0/filters:quality(80)/granite-web-prod/9d/01/9d01428becb040a6b25416b1d62d46a3.jpeg)
I Think Someone Should Tell Him
![He is a dog](https://thumbor.bigedition.com/he-is-a-dog/0zkUaeMYLor3GFb6-PsENJAkpVE=/800x0/filters:quality(80)/granite-web-prod/d5/16/d516e634d91f492db23cc3ef1362d923.jpeg)
And Soon It'll Be Yellow
![Cute dog has a surprise](https://thumbor.bigedition.com/cute-dog-has-a-surprise/neS6nGcg8xDuf4k4kz8GM55n8Zs=/800x0/filters:quality(80)/granite-web-prod/bf/5a/bf5afc87049248d793e9bf3c807f1b43.jpeg)
Is She, Though?
![Bad mother cat](https://thumbor.bigedition.com/bad-mother-cat/cpYMm7sNxFNPIb98yNuS9KBZdYE=/800x0/filters:quality(80)/granite-web-prod/1c/b1/1cb11950f96645eeb02440ed1b8adf25.jpeg)
The Last Thing a Mouse Ever Sees
![Cat with skull and crossbones](https://thumbor.bigedition.com/cat-with-skull-and-crossbones/Qkp2ATAMYtmz5dilPpHMQLPfh7Q=/800x0/filters:quality(80)/granite-web-prod/37/06/3706a4706a2e4af3bfe0d1131471264f.jpeg)
He Needs His Parents
![Lost cat collar](https://thumbor.bigedition.com/lost-cat-collar/ppT-kJSOQPBIJ3VmAa7wkqdUQVs=/800x0/filters:quality(80)/granite-web-prod/f1/9b/f19bac86889f485a9ef8d6a6e900fbcd.jpeg)
He Takes Some 'Me Time' at Night
![Night dreams](https://thumbor.bigedition.com/night-dreams/8UeP-P7xyC5npOFI7EMxbyBk1g8=/800x0/filters:quality(80)/granite-web-prod/a4/f0/a4f07b4ba2bf49fea14da9b969a574bb.jpeg)
This Diet Will Only Work If You Stop Feeding My Cat When He Wanders Around