Mating isn’t a romantic dance for octopuses — it’s actually fatal for all parties.
When it’s time to mate, multiple males offer their spermatophores to a female by either inserting it into the tubular funnel she normally uses to breathe or literally handing it over, arm to arm. The males then wander away to die.
A female lays about 40,000 eggs, which she obsessively guards for the duration of her life to the point that she stops eating. When the eggs hatch, her body breaks down, bit by bit, until she dies.
Only about 1 percent of the eggs survive into adulthood.