Pet Owners Reveal the Most Insane Things Their Pets Have Ever Done
They might look like they’re made of fluff and good intentions, but pets have a way of flipping your day upside down in seconds. These stories aren’t just about mischief. They’re about how unpredictable life with animals can be. Interestingly enough, every pet owner has one of these stories.
We’ve rounded up some of the most unforgettable and hilarious things pets have done, straight from real people who lived to tell the tale.
Dog Eats A Laptop, Bible, And More
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This wasn’t a chew toy misunderstanding. It was like a 30-minute opportunity for a dog when the owner left their dog alone. The dog made quick work of a laptop, Bible, two chargers, and a pillow like he’d been preparing for it. Everything was shredded. The dog was absolutely fine. But the owner is probably still rethinking pet insurance.
Thanksgiving Dinner Destroyed In One Sitting
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There were no seconds, leftovers, or photos of the bird for the family group chat. There was just one dog who somehow climbed onto the table and inhaled the entire Thanksgiving turkey. By the time anyone noticed, the dog was lying on the floor in a food coma, and the humans were stunned into silence.
Ball Python Mistakes Owner’s Eyebrow for a Snack
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One snake, two separate eyebrow attacks. A Reddit user described holding their ball python when it slithered onto their face, tasted a tear, and then clamped onto their eyebrow. It wasn’t a one-time offense, though. Weeks later, the snake struck again, still convinced it had found prey. The owner now handles it at arm’s length, always watching its aim.
Dog And Roomba Collaborate On A Poop Mural
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This one’s more performance art than accident. A dog did its business right before the Roomba’s scheduled clean, and the two teamed up to smear it across the entire house. Spirals, streaks, and circles, you name it. The Roomba didn’t survive, but the carpet still remembers.
Birthday Party Destroyed Across A River
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While off-leash, a dog spotted a birthday party across a river, swam over, tore into the cake, and then raided the BBQ. Burgers, chicken, and sausages were all gone. She swam back only after she was full. The birthday boy just watched in silence.
Cat Knocks Over Keepsake Funeral Flower
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A Reddit user shared how their kitten shredded an irreplaceable dried flower that had been saved from a grandparent’s funeral. One moment of feline curiosity erased years of sentiment, and all the owner could do was sweep up the pieces.
Fridge Poop And Cheese Wheel Theft
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The refrigerator wasn’t as secure as the owner thought. A dog managed to get the door open, left a mess inside, and helped itself to a full wheel of cheese. No one’s sure how it pulled it off, but the food was gone and the fridge was ruined.
Beta Fish Commits Triple Homicide
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It started with a peaceful tank of four. It ended with one betta fish swimming calmly among three lifeless bodies. The Reddit user watched in disbelief as their tiny aquatic pet picked off tankmates like a villain in a silent thriller. It was the aquatic version of a horror movie.
Cat Brings In A Live Pigeon At 3 A.M.
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One cat used the pet door to smuggle a live pigeon inside, dropped it, and sat proudly while chaos erupted. The flurry of feathers woke up the owners. The bird flew behind the furniture while the owner ran barefoot. The cat, on the other hand, was totally pleased with herself.
Cat Dumps Thumbtacks On The Carpet
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Who needs booby traps when you have a calico with a talent for drama? While her human napped, this cat knocked over a box of thumbtacks, spreading them like confetti across the carpet. The owner got halfway across the room before realizing they’d stepped into an improvised spike pit.
Feral Kittens Reject Three Families
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Not every rescue story ends in adoption. These two kittens were given three separate homes, and each time, chaos followed. One ripped into bathroom walls, one peed strategically, and one refused to eat. Every family returned them. Back with their original human, they purred like angels. Apparently, they’d made their choice.
Dog Knocks Off Virgin Mary’s Head
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There’s a kind of destruction you expect from a hyperactive boxer. Then there’s this. During a living room sprint, the dog barreled through a display and decapitated a statue of the Virgin Mary, then proudly ran off with her head like it was a chew toy.
Orange Cat Climbs Fridge, Then Panics
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One orange cat got to the top of the fridge and immediately forgot how to get down. For 15 minutes, he sat up there yowling, frozen in place. The descent required human intervention. And yes, he tried it again the next week. The cycle continues.
Cat Turns On Stove For Entertainment
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Most pets nap or knock cups off counters. This one preferred fire. A cat managed to twist a stove knob and sat mesmerized by the burner glowing red. The owner was gone for five minutes, which was just long enough for panic to set in. They returned to a hot burner and a smug feline.
Parrot’s Mysterious Swearing Habit
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A family swore they never used foul language, yet their parrot wouldn’t stop cursing. The only explanation was that it had picked up the words through the walls or from a neighbor. Wherever it came from, the bird repeated the language nonstop, leaving the owners baffled.