12 Times Pets Were Caught Red-Pawed Committing a Crime
Every once in a while, pets decide they just need to have a taste for the forbidden, from food to clothing and all that pure mischief. These true tales compiled from all over the web show how clever and cheeky our animal buddies can be. Expect surprises and genuine documentary‑style thievery.
Juno Stashes 1,000+ Treasures
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Catto Juno didn’t mean to become a suburban legend. But when you bring home 1,712 weird trinkets, people start asking questions. Her owner even made a Facebook album, and she swears it started with just one gardening glove. Cats.com called her the most prolific klepto cat.
Busted Parrot Keeps Beak Shut
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Brazilian police raided a drug den and didn’t expect to seize a parrot. But this one screamed “Mom, the police!” as trained. After arrest, the bird refused to talk. Authorities handed it to a zoo, as reporters dubbed it the ‘narco parrot.’
Underwear-Obsessed Cat Burglar Nabbed
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Local cat Brigit was charged with serial underwear theft. In just two months, she swiped 11 pairs of men’s briefs and over 50 socks in Hamilton, New Zealand. Flyers went up. Socks were reunited. Men were confused. She’s now under house arrest, with probation depending on clean laundry behavior.
Dog Steals Unicorn, Wins Hearts
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Sisu, a stray Lab-mix, didn’t want treats or food; she just wanted a purple unicorn plush from Dollar General. After five attempts to steal it, animal control was called. Instead of punishment, the officer bought it for him. Sisu was adopted shortly after, unicorn included. A true retail romance with a happy ending!
Cat Burglar Nabs Bong, Knickers
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Keith, the Christchurch cat, has a reputation for dragging home whatever he can find. At first, it was eels. Then, neighbors started spotting him with oddball loot: a bong, a suspicious bag of white powder, and even some lace underwear. Police were called, but mostly just shook their heads—Keith’s after-hours haul is just part of local life.
Klepto Kitty Steals 600+ Items
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It’s hard to believe, but Dusty the Klepto Kitty from San Mateo stole over 600 items. His favorite loot included towels and toys, and sometimes bras. Night-vision cameras caught him in the act. He even made it onto the “Late Show with David Letterman.” No one wanted to press charges.
Thieving Cat Hoards Neighbors’ Laundry
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Taboo, a 12-year-old cat in West Yorkshire, keeps neighbors guessing what he’ll drag home next. His loot has included mop heads, gloves, socks, and once, a full carton of eggs. The owner keeps an online record and returns what she can. Neighbors don’t mind—Taboo’s late-night runs have become a local in-joke.
Runaway Dog Snags a Subway
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A local teen opened a door expecting his Subway sandwich, only to see an empty porch. After rewinding his doorbell cam, he was surprised to see Marshmallow, the neighbor’s dog, breaking out, stealing the sub, and walking home like nothing happened. The family laughed, and the dog got internet fame. WFAA and Dallas News even confirmed the snack heist.
Hungry Goats Sabotage Deputy’s Paperwork
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It started like any cop drama. Deputy Thrower stepped out to serve papers, and seconds later, there were goats in his patrol car. One ate legal documents, the other climbed the roof. Photos went viral, while fellow deputies called him “The G.O.A.T.” The goats were released at a nearby bush.
Porch Heist Ends in Biscuit Binge
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A Texas husky made headlines after stealing a 10-pound box of Milk-Bone biscuits straight off someone’s porch. The dog, later identified as Kit-Kat, ignored other packages and bolted through a storm-damaged fence. Doorbell footage turned the biscuit bandit into a local legend, confirmed by KABB and UPI in 2021.
Police Dog’s Lunch Theft Mugshot
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What did Ice do? Well, the Wyandotte police K-9 allegedly helped himself to an officer’s half-eaten lunch. The department posted his mugshot on Facebook. Ice refused to comment. Still, the public overwhelmingly sided with him, forcing officials to “drop all charges.” The sandwich, tragically, didn’t survive. Justice? That’s debatable.
Doggo Takes Car on Joyride
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Shadow, a black lab in Florida, made headlines after accidentally shifting a parked car into reverse. The car spun in slow circles for almost an hour, bumping one mailbox before stopping. Shadow’s little adventure ended without charges—just a few laughs and a reminder for everyone to hide their car keys.
Narco Cat Caught Smuggling Contraband
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Guards at a Costa Rican prison spotted a black-and-white cat sneaking over the fence with packets of marijuana and crack cocaine taped to its body. The feline was picked up before it could finish the job. Authorities handed the cat over to animal control, putting an end to its smuggling days.
Empanada Heist Goes Viral
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In the middle of a live food broadcast in Chile, a stray dog casually wandered up and grabbed a fresh empanada right off the grill. The moment caught everyone off guard, and the video spread fast online. Originally aired by KuartaTV in 2017, the clip turned the dog into an instant online favorite.
Shirt Thief Caught Mid-Cuddle
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Freshly laundered shirts are now classified as valuables in one household—thanks to Frank, a rescue dog with attachment issues. He was caught on camera sneaking away with clean clothes, dragging them into bed like stolen treasure. Newsweek confirmed his ongoing crime spree, which includes socks and zero signs of remorse.