This TikToker Asked to See Ridiculously Named Pets and the Comments Did Not Disappoint
When TikToker KLA (kaylamichellefisher), a Boston-based creator, asked her followers to share their funniest pet names, the comments exploded. People from all corners of the internet jumped in, proudly introducing pets with names that had just the right amount of humor, randomness, and references ranging from pop culture to pantry staples.
Here are fifteen of the best submissions that earned laughs and admiration alike.
Vincent Van Goat
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This goat is named after the famous painter Vincent Van Gogh. The owner said the idea struck when their goat headbutted a canvas, which made the art connection too perfect to ignore.
Crockpot
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The name Crockpot perfectly fits a cat described as “slow, cozy, and always warm.” It’s an affectionate nod to the kitchen appliance that does things at its own pace. The owner admitted it started as a joke, but stuck because it just suited him.
Toast Malone
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This clever name is a kid’s spin on rapper Post Malone. A 10-year-old reportedly coined it after breakfast. The simplicity won over TikTok, and soon others chimed in with spin-offs like “Cat Damon” and “Harry Pawter.”
Sour Cream
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Sour Cream might be the ultimate minimalist joke with no context. Some thought it referred to the pet’s snowy fur, others to its unimpressed stare.
Bacon Bits
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One pet named Bacon Bits became famous after its owner referred to it as the animal’s “government name.” That formality gave a mundane food reference unexpected grandeur.
Letty (aka Lettuce)
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Letty, short for Lettuce, plays with contrast. It’s elegant and goofy at once. The owner switches between both versions based on mood, calling her Letty when she’s calm and Lettuce when she’s dramatic.
Enchilada Sauce
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One owner said their pet earned the name, ‘Enchilada Sauce,’ by being “spicy, messy, and always dramatic.” The vividness of the name makes it stick instantly.
Phil E. Chinchilla
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At first glance, it sounds ordinary. But say it aloud, and “Phil E.” becomes “filthy,” a wink at how chinchillas love rolling in dust baths. It’s a layered pun that rewards clever ears.
Colonel Mustard
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Straight from the board game “Clue,” Colonel Mustard sounds both mysterious and distinguished. The owner said their cat behaves like he’s constantly solving crimes, which only strengthened the connection.
Cheddar Bay Biscuit
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Inspired by Red Lobster’s famous rolls, the name Cheddar Bay Biscuit was reportedly given to a golden retriever who “smells like warmth and happiness.” The restaurant reference resonated instantly, since everyone knows the comfort of that buttery bread.
Fork, Spoon, and Knife
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A trio of cats with utensil names stole the show. Their owner said a child came up with the theme during dinner and assigned each utensil to match personality: Fork for the mischievous one, Spoon for the cuddly one, and Knife for the troublemaker.
Driveway
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This parakeet’s name is as random as it sounds. The owner confessed there was no deep meaning; Driveway just sounded right. The sheer absurdity became the whole charm.
Hot Dog
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A dachshund named Hot Dog is a classic. The owner said the name came to them instantly and never needed revising. Literal humor like this always lands, especially when it fits so neatly with the pet’s appearance.
Earl
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Among all the puns and food names, Earl was one of the refreshingly straightforward names. The owner described him as “not the brightest but the most loving.” It recalls old-fashioned reliability.
Maple Elizabeth Syrup
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Finishing the list on a sweet note, Maple Elizabeth Syrup sounds like it belongs to pet royalty, while the syrup reference grounds it in humor. The owner said they added “Elizabeth” for formality, which made the thread collectively laugh.