12 Things Dog Moms Just Get That No One Else Does
Being a dog mom is a unique journey—full of love, laughs, and a few things that only fellow pup parents really get. You may try to explain these to non-dog owners, and they wouldn’t be able to relate or even understand. Let’s talk about a few things that only dog moms have become familiar with.
Your Phone Is 90% Dog Photos
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You didn’t mean for your phone to become a shrine to your pup, but here you are—scrolling through thousands of pictures of them sleeping, playing, or just existing in all their adorable glory. You might run out of storage for apps and important files, but deleting even one dog pic is unthinkable.
You Can’t Move If Your Dog Is Sleeping on You
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You could get up, but at what cost? Your legs might be numb, your stomach might be growling, and your phone might be just out of reach, but if your pup is curled up and snoring on you, you’re officially stuck. Comfort is overrated—letting them enjoy their nap is the real priority.
Understanding Every Bark and Whine
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To most people, barking is just barking. But to a dog mom, every sound has a meaning. The excited high-pitched yip, the dramatic “I’m starving” whimper, the deep “someone’s at the door” warning—even if it’s just a squirrel.
Dog Mom Meetups Just Hit Different
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Hanging out with friends is great. Hanging out with other dog moms while the pups run wild is even better. Conversations flow effortlessly—training struggles, favorite treats, and hilarious mishaps. There’s always someone with a pocket full of treats, and at least one dog ends up in a stranger’s lap.
Your House Proves Who’s Really in Charge
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One look around your house, and it’s obvious who’s in charge. Paw print artwork? Check. Throw pillows that say, Dogs Welcome, People Tolerated? Of course. A coffee mug with your pup’s face on it? Absolutely. If it’s dog-themed, it belongs in your home.
Public Displays of Dog Affection Are Normal
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Kissing your dog’s nose, whispering sweet nothings, and calling them absurd nicknames in public–all of it is totally normal. Strangers might stare, but who cares? Belly rubs mid-walk, forehead kisses at the park—you’re just expressing love in the best way possible.
Proudly Displaying Their Training Certificates
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Puppy school graduation deserves recognition, so of course, that little certificate gets framed next to your actual diplomas. Visitors may laugh, but they don’t understand the patience, treats, and bribery it took to earn that paper.
Cooking for Your Pup Like a Personal Chef
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Seeing your dog wagging their tail over a homemade meal is pure joy. Fresh ingredients, perfectly portioned meals—you put more effort into their diet than your own. While some stick to kibble, you know that love is best served fresh.
Your Home Is Dog-Proofed Like Fort Knox
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If something can be chewed, eaten, or knocked over, a dog mom has already secured it. Trash cans have locking lids, shoes live on high shelves, and furniture choices depend entirely on chew resistance. The house may not be flawless, but it’s pup-proof.
Every Trip Must Be Dog-Friendly
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Before booking a vacation, there’s one crucial question: “Can the dog come?” Road trips over flights, patio dining over indoor restaurants, and hotels with pet perks—because if your dog can’t go, is the trip even worth it?
Matching Outfits Are a Thing Now
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It started as a joke, but now your closet has matching sweaters, bandanas, and even holiday pajamas. Strangers stop to admire your coordinated looks, and social media loves it. It’s not about fashion—it’s about fun (and being the cutest duo on the block).
Knowing Their Favorite Toy Is a Science
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A basket full of new toys, yet they’re obsessed with one worn-out, slightly gross stuffed duck. Fancy chew toys? Ignored. Squeaky balls? Meh. But that one beloved, half-destroyed plush is absolutely priceless.
Giving Your Dog a Million Nicknames
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One name isn’t enough, so you cycle through a list of ridiculous but oddly fitting nicknames daily. “Wigglebutt,” “Snugglebug,” “Sir Barks-a-Lot”—and, of course, their full government name when they’re in trouble.
Canceling Plans Just to Stay In With Your Dog
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Between a packed bar or a cozy night at home with your pup, the choice is pretty easy. Their disappointed face when you grab your keys is just too much to handle. Plans start “falling apart,” excuses start flowing, and suddenly, staying in feels like the only option.
Feeling Emotional Every Time You Leave
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Walking out the door shouldn’t be this hard, but those big, sad eyes make it unbearable. One more belly rub, one last “I’ll be back soon,” maybe even a treat to ease your guilt. No matter how long you’re gone, the best part of the day is always coming home.